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mikeb
02-18-2008, 10:19 PM
getting this going based on the show today - please begin posting vids here

I have to say after hearing nick say this for the second time today the wheels really started to spin and the fucker is 100% right - it's actually amazing how much I see it now and now that I know I'm fuckin fixated on locating it in everything I'm watching - thx Nick

Buster H
02-19-2008, 06:07 AM
I can't remember who it was but this very subject was brought up a few years ago. It's a fuckin conspiracy by woman that have infiltrated the ad agencies.

nick dipaolo
02-19-2008, 07:45 AM
I can't remember who it was but this very subject was brought up a few years ago. It's a fuckin conspiracy by woman that have infiltrated the ad agencies.

i was railing about this ten years ago..it's on my first cd "born this way"

Buster H
02-19-2008, 08:36 AM
i was railing about this ten years ago..it's on my first cd "born this way"

I think it was you. Might have been one of those comedy central shows.

look how those ad people treated Darrin Stevens. ..

Ad Guy but still a dork

SeanTheProducer
02-19-2008, 01:02 PM
I originally posted this on the Wackbag Forums after Nick mentioned it on O&A, but I'll re-post it here (with some edits):

Over the last year or so, I've noticed that HOME DEPOT and LOWE'S have started ad campaigns that seem to be based on the assumption that every man is either A) oblivious to the world around him... B) an easily-manipulated moron... or C) just plain pussy-whipped.


A) Oblivious To The World Around Him:

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YsKMOsWNRJs&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed>


B) An Easily Manipulated Moron (poor quality video):

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QGMmA47TZCM&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed>


C) Just Plain Pussy-Whipped (This may be a Lowe's ad... no video clip):

A husband is shown doing home-improvement projects inside and outside his house at his wife's demand.
Everytime he thinks he's finished (each home-improvement being a major project), his wife -- who has done NOTHING to assist him in the home improvement projects -- quickly suggests/demands that he begin ANOTHER home-improvement project before the husband can even rest.
Of course, he IMMEDIATELY agrees to her demand without even TRYING to argue the point... or announcing that he's going to take some time out for HIMSELF to relax before doing anymore work.
Oh -- and his little bitch of a daughter is always standing next to his wife and glaring at him with her arms folded... the same way his wife does.

These ad campaigns makes me fuckin' SICK!
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Buster H
02-19-2008, 01:39 PM
I hear ya sean. It makes me want to take my 20 oz claw hammer to someones crainium

does this look infected?
02-19-2008, 06:28 PM
lol now this is how commericals should sound....

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SOOlcVAbIEI&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SOOlcVAbIEI&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Theotis
02-20-2008, 02:58 PM
On the last real time with Bill Maher he (Bill Maher) brought this up. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if he heard Nick on O&A talking about it or one of his friends did or some shit. I was surprised to hear that coming from him.

Trouser Chili
02-20-2008, 03:47 PM
Nah, Bill Maher's been talking about that trend in the media for years. I remember him talking about the emasculating stuff, not really the racial stuff, though.

Salvino in NJ
02-20-2008, 03:51 PM
Fuck those home depot commercials. My girlfriend knows better than to talk to me about serious shit when the hockey game is on.

Nick, wasn't it on your radio show last year that you brought up some new campaign that home depot was going to use... to make home depot more "female friendly??"

Anyways, check this out. This is an excerpt from an article:
<a href="http://j-walk.com/other/goodwife/index.htm">How to be a good housewife</a>

-Sal

PatS77
02-20-2008, 04:15 PM
Try to read between the lines as this one's pretty subtle...

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQQs3nl0LcY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQQs3nl0LcY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

AcolyteAndy
02-21-2008, 05:45 PM
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZpgeACOMS9o&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZpgeACOMS9o&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

This is the banned Verizon commerical Nick mentioned last week! What a fucking bitch

AcolyteAndy
02-21-2008, 06:31 PM
This is creepy yet kind of funny

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TtONB3GGjaA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TtONB3GGjaA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

AcolyteAndy
02-21-2008, 06:35 PM
Even little Baptist kids learn dad are idiots

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/93ia9ohCyEw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/93ia9ohCyEw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

SeanTheProducer
02-22-2008, 03:36 AM
Even little Baptist kids learn dad are idiots

Someone needs to teach the Baptists that "dads" doesn't have an apostrophe ( ' ) before the "s".

And then I'm supposed to trust them as DOCTORS?!
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MaryanneB
02-22-2008, 04:00 AM
Someone needs to teach the Baptists that "dads" doesn't have an apostrophe ( ' ) before the "s".

And then I'm supposed to trust them as DOCTORS?!
.

Hahahaha! OMG Sean...I didn't even notice that. You are a cute little nerd, aren't you? J/K Sweetie!

BilltotheGill
02-22-2008, 03:12 PM
I miss the old days when it was acceptable to tell our wives/girlfriends to shut the fuck up. Anytime a man has balls the feminists want to chop them off.

Evilpete
02-22-2008, 03:14 PM
I don't have the vids, but the Oscar commercials seem emasculating if you've seen some of them

Rabber
02-24-2008, 01:07 PM
Try to read between the lines as this one's pretty subtle...

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQQs3nl0LcY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HQQs3nl0LcY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

wtf mannn thats one fucked up commerical

Whodat6484
02-24-2008, 01:28 PM
Even little Baptist kids learn dad are idiots

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/93ia9ohCyEw&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/93ia9ohCyEw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

I know how to cook......actually my girl is the one who could fuck up a bowl of cereal

Moon Doggie
02-24-2008, 05:34 PM
wtf mannn thats one fucked up commerical

You ARE Right, this IS one Fucked up Commercial !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MD

The Creep
02-25-2008, 03:10 PM
I saw a old digiorno pizza commerical last night where the guys in the yard with his buddies. He calls his wife in the house and acts like hes ordering a pizza and she sprays them with a hose. If this commerical was real he would beat her with that pizza pan and fuck her mouth.


Fucking cunt.

The Creep
02-28-2008, 10:02 PM
Stupid Husband dancing in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXml1Iu47xU

Stupid Husband can't say anything but wow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmKmRxrvSj4

Dad being a Immasculted Pussy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u7uyoxtSn0

Dad is a fucking retard in a bathtub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRIOy5byAd0





Now to end it a commerical with a realman, this guy rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgTgPrmRETM

Trouser Chili
02-28-2008, 11:12 PM
There's nothing "Wow" about that barely average looking wife in that "Wow" commercial.

MaryanneB
02-29-2008, 02:44 AM
great commericials, Creep. I loved the last one. (pulled the "good 'ol "Turtle" on her!! LOL)

does this look infected?
02-29-2008, 02:47 AM
yeA the last one was pretty damn funny